Beauty Tricks from a Boss

Bonnie Hudson

HB- walk me through your day to day work look

BH-DAY TO DAY LOOK CLEAVES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE BASED ON WHETHER I’M LEAVING THE HOUSE. 50% WHATEVER I DRAGGED OFF THE FLOOR- NO BRA. 50%1 OF 3 BLACK SACK DRESSES WITH BRA.

HB- what scent do you wear when your trying to cut a big deal?

I DO A NIGHT TIME SCENT FOR DEAL CUTTING- COM DE GARCONS- BLACK PEPPER

HB- You’ve slept in and you’ve got 2 minutes before you have to be on a Skype call with the CEO of Dresdon, what do you do?

THIS IS MY DAILY CHALLENGE IN A NUTSHELL. TOP WITH NO PANTS, CONCEALER AS FOUNDATION, TONES OF BLUSH TO CONTOUR, RED MARKER FOR LIPPY, NO BRA.

HB- What lipstick do you wear when your networking?

ILIA- MADAM MINA

HB- Your work has decided to ship you off to Middle Earth AKA- Aukland- where the hull do you get your beauty supplies there ?!

YEAH THIS IS A REALLY TALL ORDER- ITS BASICALLY 1998 IN AUCKLAND. IT’S A MIDNIGHT RUN TO COUNTDOWN (WOOLIES)OR NEW WORLD (COLES). IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO MIDDLE EARTH. TAKE SUPPLIES.

HB- YOU HAVE TO FLY TO SYDNEY LAST MINUTE FOR A BUSINESS MEETING & YOU ONLY HAVE HANDBAG LUGGAGE. WHAT BEAUTY PRODUCTS ARE IN YOUR BAG?

BH- WONDERWOOD CDG

NARS TINTED MOISTURISER- GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING LIGHTER THAN FOUNDATION FOR SYDNEY HUMIDITY.

BY TERRY TOUCHE VELLOCLATE

NARS ORGASM/LAGUNA DUO

HOURGLASS FILM NOIR MASCARA

NARS TAJ MAHAL BLUSH

STILA #30 EYESHADOW BRUSH

HOURGLASS ARCH BROW SCULPTING PENCIL

ILIA MADAM MINA LIPPY

HB- YOUR FAMILIAR WITH THE ART WORLD, WHAT BEAUTY ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE SOMEONE GOING FOR A JOB IN AN ART GALLERY?

BH- TONE IT DOWN. KEEP IT SHARP AND SIMPLE. WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T TRY SOMETHING INTERESTING.

HB- I heard a rumour that days before you moved to Aukland to open up a new store & meet all your employees you got a botched up balayage do. Was there ANYONE in NZ who could help you?

YEAH THIS WAS SUCH A NIGHTMARE. I FOUND A SNARKY, BEAUTIFUL, BRUTAL FRENCH STYLIST WHO WAS WORKING IN A SALON THAT HE HAD NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR. WE SAW EYE TO EYE IMMEDIATELY AND BITCHED ABOUT THE OTHER STAFF AND CUSTOMERS WHILE HE BASICALLY CHOPPED OUT 10 INCHES OF HAIR. WE AGREED THAT I JUST NEED TO WEAR IT UP UNTIL IT GROWS PAST THE CHIN OF MY PERFECTLY ROUND FACE.

HB- SOS I’ve just been to Dresdon to get my eyes tested & the optometrist tells me I’ve got lice in my eyelashes. Is there any lotion that Dresdon sells to help get rid of them? and can you catch eyelash lice by sharing mascara? and MOST importantly do I need to throw out my $105 Chanticaille mascara?

YES- BLEPHADEX STINGS LIKE HELL BUT GETS THOSE CREEPS PUT OF YOUR LASHES. YEP- SHARING IS NOT RECOMMENDED. NO WAY- WE WON’T TELL IF YOU DON’T TELL.